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In a recent conversation with Ryan

After taking a walk in our neighborhood, and walking by some houses for sale...

 

Ryan: "I'm going to buy one of those houses"

Me: "Where will you get your food?"

Ryan: "From Walmart."

Me: "How will you get there?"

Ryan: "With my truck."

Me: "Where will you get money?"

Ryan: "From Burger King."

Ryan: "Then I'll go to Walmart and get a Sub. Then I'll sit on the floor and eat it. Then I'll throw it away. Then I'll get a red icy. Then I'll throw it away."

Ryan: "Then I'll drive my truck home. I'll have mud on my face."

posted @ Wednesday, April 30, 2008 8:18 AM

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# re: In a recent conversation with Ryan

Left by Ben Green at 4/30/2008 8:41 PM
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That conversation is far more intelligent than the one I heard when Jenna and I went to the park today.

There were two dirty ugly people, early to mid 20's, pushing their dirty soon to be ugly kid back in forth in a swing. They may have been blind and had directional hearing as well because they seemed oblivious to the fact that Jenna and I were right there.

The girl was expressing some concern about something that happened at work and how she had been there for over 8 years and felt that she was being poorly treated.

The guy then goes on to explain to her that it must be her employer's fault.

He says, "You've been at McDonalds for almost 9 years and you aren't even a shift leader or manager. They need to STEP UP!"

I'll let you draw your own conclusions but I ask you this - would it be a disservice to society to include some sort of transdermal birth control in McDonald's handwash?

# re: In a recent conversation with Ryan

Left by grandma vickie at 6/6/2008 5:41 PM
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Ben Green your to cute!

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