Funny Bungee cord warnings
So I was reading the warnings attached to a bungee cord today. I’m not talking about the ones you jump with, I’m talking about the ones you strap stuff down with. Here they are:
- Always wear eye protection - It doesn’t say to only wear eye protection when using the cords, it says to ALWAYS use eye protection.
- Do not stretch beyond 75% of unstretched length - I’m not making these up people. When it’s just sitting there, it’s 100% unstreteched. Right?
- Do not stretch toward you - What??!??! You want me to stretch it away from myself so that when I let go it will hit me? That’s cruel.
- Do not anchor hook by it’s tip - Isn’t that what they are there for?
- Do not use to hold objects that may rise or shift with movement - What are they for then? To sit there?
- Keep out of reach of children - Ok, fair enough.
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